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		<title>Brother Power: Naked Chinese Man vs. Modern Society &#124; chinaSMACK</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Birth of 2010’s most awesome environmental protector — – Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole worldLast Sunday, Little Mopper [referring to self as a Mop member] and friend went to the local IT shopping center to fix his &#8230; <a href="http://marklusher.com/funny/brother-power-naked-chinese-man-vs-modern-society-chinasmack">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Birth of 2010’s most awesome environmental protector — – Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole worldLast Sunday, Little Mopper [referring to self as a Mop member] and friend went to the local IT shopping center to fix his poor PSP, but while crossing the street witnessed this — – the resplendent debut of 2010 most awesome environmental protector, Brother Power.</p>
<p>Warning NSFW Nudity.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/brother-power-naked-chinese-man-vs-modern-society.html">Brother Power: Naked Chinese Man vs. Modern Society | chinaSMACK</a>.</p>
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		<title>AN OPEN LETTER FROM THE BOOMERS TO THEIR CHILDREN</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 17:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN OPEN LETTER FROM THE BOOMERS TO THEIR CHILDRENDear people between the ages of 25 and 40,As we near retirement, Mom and I wanted to write you kids to share a few thoughts about the lives weve lived and the &#8230; <a href="http://marklusher.com/funny/an-open-letter-from-the-boomers-to-their-children">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AN OPEN LETTER FROM THE BOOMERS TO THEIR CHILDRENDear people between the ages of 25 and 40,As we near retirement, Mom and I wanted to write you kids to share a few thoughts about the lives weve lived and the world weve left behind for you. We feel this is necessary because at first glance it might seem like we are a generation of narcissistic, spoiled assholes who freeloaded off of the magnificent world our parents built for us and then cashed out before handing it over to you. This is an unfair characterization. It disregards the fact that we earned the right to do those things. We earned them by being awesome. Havent you seen the films of us marching around protesting The Man in the sixties? Or the Woodstock footage that documents the way we changed the world with drugs, bad music, and indiscriminate fucking? We didnt cash out. We merely took what was due.</p>
<p>the via <a href="http://www.ginandtacos.com/2010/04/06/an-open-letter-from-the-boomers-to-their-children/">ginandtacos.com  » Blog Archive   » AN OPEN LETTER FROM THE BOOMERS TO THEIR CHILDREN</a>.</p>
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		<title>U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program &#124; The Onion &#8211; Americas Finest News Source</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 22:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce wasteful spending and eliminate non-vital federal services, the U.S. government announced plans this week to cut its long-standing senator program, a move it says will help save more than $300 billion each year. via U.S. &#8230; <a href="http://marklusher.com/funny/u-s-government-to-save-billions-by-cutting-wasteful-senator-program-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce wasteful spending and eliminate non-vital federal services, the U.S. government announced plans this week to cut its long-standing senator program, a move it says will help save more than $300 billion each year.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-government-to-save-billions-by-cutting-wasteful,17171/?">U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program | The Onion &#8211; Americas Finest News Source</a>.</p>
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		<title>Down at the caboodle ranch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube - Down at the caboodle ranch. http://www.caboodleranch.com/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VswBKrPuAQ">YouTube				- Down at the caboodle ranch</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.caboodleranch.com/">http://www.caboodleranch.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Cure for  &#8220;Crazy Cat Lady&#8221; Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Toxoplasmosis, a common food- and pet-borne illness linked to hallucinations, personality alteration, and, since it&#8217;s often carried by house pets, the stereotype of the crazy cat lady, infects around 15 percent of the US population. Luckily, a new technique that traps &#8230; <a href="http://marklusher.com/funny/cure-for-crazy-cat-lady-syndrome">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;T<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">oxoplasmosis, a common food- and pet-borne illness linked to hallucinations, personality alteration, and, since it&#8217;s often carried by house pets, the stereotype of the crazy cat lady, infects around 15 percent of the US population. Luckily, a new technique that <a style="outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: bold; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: #0068a5; text-decoration: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;" href="http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/3345/gold-nanoparticles-take-out-brain-parasite?page=0%2C1">traps the parasite with gold nanoparticles, and then zaps them with lasers</a>, should help ease <a style="outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: bold; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: #0068a5; text-decoration: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;" href="http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr4902a5.htm">the $7.7 billion</a> the disease costs America every year.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-03/gold-nanoparticles-and-lasers-kill-crazy-cat-lady-brain-parasite">Gold Nanoparticles and Lasers Kill the Brain Parasite That Causes &#8220;Crazy Cat Lady&#8221; Syndrome | Popular Science</a>.</p>
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		<title>MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Altidude via MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS. I don&#8217;t know if I can say anything to elaborate on this.]]></description>
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<p>via <a href="http://www.meatcards.com/">MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS</a>.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if I can say anything to elaborate on this.</p>
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